Right now I’m fizzing, I’m so fucking angry. Three little twats have just egged the crap out of my house. I’m angry with the local Co-Op for selling them the eggs and I’m angry with them for doing it. I recognise one of the little fuckers though. Yes Shithead, I saw you throw the egg you little twat. You don’t think I’ll humiliate you in front of your mother tomorrow? You just watch me fuck face. Hell hath no fury like a crippled scorned…
News, Reviews and the Occasional Blues…
Lots of talk about what I read, what I buy, when I feel sad and occasionally some other stuff.
Take photos. “Egging” is technically criminal damage.
Pass them to your local police & remove the little darling’s name from the internet as it could land you in hot water.
Much love xxx
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He is now known as shithead. 🙂
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